What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 11:55

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”